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Prayers to Shrek


over a year ago by anonymous Pray for me
Dear Shrek, I have not be blasted anally by your green and holy slime in a while. Please enlighten me.

Shreking Bad Time

over a year ago by CheckYourselfBeforeYouShrekYourself Pray for me
I have been wishing for a girlfriend for some time now. But I've seen her 'Quaading with another guy. How do I get her to join me to the path of Brogreness?

Saving an innocent soul.

over a year ago by Konner Pray for me
Someone commented "Lord Farquaad shall rise again. Shrek is Dreck" in the prayer section. My prayers go out to who ever commented that changing and accepting our lord, Shrek, as his savior and how farquaad is evil. UPDATE: Our prayers worked! The comment is no longer there! I'll leave this here as an example that us Brogres can do anything if we put our heart to it. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Pixar Problems

over a year ago by Alex Farber Pray for me
All of my friends are watching Pixar movies and I don't want them to get in trouble with our lord. How do I convince them to read the word of Shrek and not worship false gods? Please help them on the path to eternal onions Thank you. Shrek is Love. Shrek is life.


over a year ago by FeelingPhiloslothical Pray for me
Lord Farquaad's forces are getting larger. Lord Shrek, please prepare our forces for battle. We need a larger stock of onion launchers and onionades soon. We must stop defending, and go on the offensive. In Shrek's holy name, Amen